i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
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Sometimes There's So Much Angst On Tumblr...
I do not take this seriously. Any angsty blog is clearly mocking.
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like… idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
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Hard partying #hehasyogetupinfivehours #idont
My arm party. Lolz #fossillove #fossiljargon #lolz
The stairs. His butt. It works on so many levels!
American Beauty (1999)
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