A big HBD to my lady @abbsterrlemke ! Remember when you were blonde and @maraclemens was a loofah? #facerubs #slothingaround #himailman #soooo

A big HBD to my lady @abbsterrlemke ! Remember when you were blonde and @maraclemens was a loofah? #facerubs #slothingaround #himailman #soooo


Happy belated 14th birthday to everyone’s favorite dog! She may be an old lady but she still runs like a puppy! Keep following @christinelesz everyone, endlessly begging for treats, and napping for 12 hours a day. #lucy #dogbff #thelittlegirl #weirdhashtagswithlucy


My first Junkstock was a huge success. LOOK AT THE CUTE. Big props to @phantomslice for carrying it all the way to the car. #obsessed

My first Junkstock was a huge success. LOOK AT THE CUTE. Big props to @phantomslice for carrying it all the way to the car. #obsessed


Might be time for a trim.

Might be time for a trim.


Two dings? We are still German. #babe #oktoberfest #iloveyoueverythingburrito

Two dings? We are still German. #babe #oktoberfest #iloveyoueverythingburrito


Bye Felicia (Sangria). #pretty #nom #attemptingtolookcool

Bye Felicia (Sangria). #pretty #nom #attemptingtolookcool


My #tbt is to my girl LaRhonda. She’s moving to Colorado to like work and stuff. I want you to remember that there’s only one LaRhonda that I’d look this gay with. #stawp #lolz #brokeback

My #tbt is to my girl LaRhonda. She’s moving to Colorado to like work and stuff. I want you to remember that there’s only one LaRhonda that I’d look this gay with. #stawp #lolz #brokeback


Having none of it while I take some head shots. #lucy #thelittlegirl #dogbff #weirdhashtagswithlucy

Having none of it while I take some head shots. #lucy #thelittlegirl #dogbff #weirdhashtagswithlucy


A black and white affair…in the Subway/TCBY. #tbt #imxingrightnow #mavzneverstraightenedherhairagain #larhonda #imissthathair #stepheeeeen

A black and white affair…in the Subway/TCBY. #tbt #imxingrightnow #mavzneverstraightenedherhairagain #larhonda #imissthathair #stepheeeeen


Swingers #babe #attemptingtolookcool #iloveyoueverythingburrito #pagingwesanderson

Swingers #babe #attemptingtolookcool #iloveyoueverythingburrito #pagingwesanderson